Tiger woods on television apologising. Good Jesus, what’s the World coming too now?!
He said he has been in f**king therapy. For what? For getting caught? For making an ass of himself all over the World at every opportunity? Let’s look at what he could have done, and made one statement along the following lines: “My personal life is my business only, and I’ll drive my car into anything I like as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else or their property, and I intend to continue to live my life as I see fit not you, so go and f**k yourselves”.
The media would have died down in a couple of days. His marriage may be a different story, depending on his wife and the rules they live by, but that was between his wife and himself only. What in the name of God was he apologising for to the World? The World couldn’t give a sh*t who he slept with, and if there is any need to go to therapy or to apologise, he should be doing so for hurting himself and making a complete ass of himself. Can you imagine the mind of the therapist that’s treating him? Holy sh*t. Who is going to offer therapy to the therapist?
Having watched him on the television, trying to a*se lick the World’s media, begging for forgiveness, I have lost all regard for him, and he hopes he will get his image back! My good friend, you have lost the only image you had since you opened your mouth, not your trousers.
Clown!!! Ah! Sure God love him…
PS.: I was talking to a couple of buddies tonight about this, and one of them said that all his sponsors ran when this came out. All I said was “let them run” – turn the negative into a positive, create the image of the black Page 3 boy golfer, and get twice the money for sponsorship from the likes of Playboy and Durex, which would pay off the wife, if she was stupid enough to leave such a virile man!